" I don't know, Look it up!"
Dr Jim, CM132, showing us how chemists do things
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"One man can sodomize another heterosexual man, and still be heterosexual."
- Guest speaker, First Year Seminar
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"All you have to do is massage the equation."
--Tino Tamon - On how to create a magic function
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"So now you've got two blue balls."
--Professor Searlman, After using a deep copy constructor on a Ball object in java with the color property set to blue. - CS242
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Don't trust me. Ever.
-Professor Brian O'Neil in reference to an incorrect problem solution on the board.
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"So, how much is the book this year? $175!?! That's highway robbery!"
Prof Helenbrook, FEM
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"Now you can use finite elements (an analysis method) in solid mechanics, and it is very hard, but I like fluid mechanics because that is just hopeless."
Prof Helenbrook on the first day of FEM discussing the uses of this class.
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Depending on the shape of your nozzle, you can create all kinds of flow patterns.
-- Professor Valentine, HP303, makes everyone feel a little more special.
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"I'm late, and I will be late again!"
Paul Mcgrath in EE412 answering a question to why he was late to the 8am lecture.
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"Nobody is my buddy."
-Bill Karis, TC313, laments about having no one to chat with on AIM
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$$$ for College